Sunday, 11 December 2011

Orange sort of rhymes with lozenge. SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH.

SOME call me Billy.
SOME MORE call me Tom.
BUT NOBODY calls me Joseph.
For instance... take a chicken, put it in the blender and what do you have?
Little baby mangoes :3 Naaawwww.
HELP.
I need a medic!
I need a doctor, doctor. A pancake is what I need. Hey, hey.

Thinking hurts, people some say. Believe but I think don't that's true.
I met a bloke from Japan and we exchanged gifts. I gave him a soccer.
Curry. Is. On. My. Home. Work.
One day, that'll be the day, when that day will be a day away.
OUCH. Sore nostrils. I won't be able to eat my fried rice.
Sometimes, I dream about cheesesticks.

Are this that right type of way them to can be talking much?
I don't remember.
Don't ask me, melon man.
You're a melon instead of a human being. Your birth certificate lies.
Ya is not a choo choo train!
This  is climax-ing.
Goo'bah!
You just tuned in to a special episode of face punch, where we punch you in the nostrils!!! HA HA.

Ooooooh I get it now :3
Trevor is apparently my name... filthy pixies.
I pass on my sincere condolences from my fist towards your butter chicken. BAM.

I feel sorry for every human being who transformed into a melon whilst attempting to read this.
If you didn't...
You're a mushroom.
NOM.
Actually I hate mushrooms D:
Yuck.

Goo'bye until the near distant future my friend.

Blessings-a-many, for I am not a robot.
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16 comments:

  1. Cassandra Jean11 December 2011 at 23:49

    ..... My brain hurts :(

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  2. Holli-anna12 December 2011 at 00:50

    This gave me brain pain!! Owww! It was very good though!!

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  3. Tom-Billy-Joseph12 December 2011 at 00:51

    Aw come on!
    Ya melons!

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  4. Cassandra Jean12 December 2011 at 02:19

    I'm no melon >:O

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  5. Tom-Billy-Joseph12 December 2011 at 02:19

    Hehe you're a mushroom then :D

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  6. Slushie12 December 2011 at 03:58

    I claim melon status. This is pure genius.

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  7. Cassandra Jean12 December 2011 at 05:10

    I HATE MUSHROOMS.

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  8. Cassandra Jean12 December 2011 at 05:12

    Oh and HEY. I just realized, apart from 'Tom', your alternate names are all because of me. You're welcome. ;)

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  9. Tom-Billy-Joseph12 December 2011 at 15:55

    Billy was my idea!
    And Joseph was just a given ;)

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  10. Tom-Billy-Joseph12 December 2011 at 15:55

    Billy was my idea!
    And Joseph was just a given ;)

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  11. Cassandra Jean15 December 2011 at 03:58

    Nope, 'Bill' was your idea. I said Billy. You didn't even like 'Billy' that night.
    But I proved you wrong :P
    And PFFT. You are only 'Joseph' for THIS year. ;)

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  12. Tom-Billy-Joseph15 December 2011 at 15:50

    Lies.
    Only THIS year? O:
    Why only this year :P
    Who could fit my shoes?
    Not many people ;)

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  13. Cassandra Jean1 January 2012 at 02:43

    Hahah so I only just read over this.
    Well, you know, you fitted into Pat's OLD shoes becoming Joseph ;)
    But technically speaking, your shoes are pretty big. You have really big feet. So it makes sense in that manner.
    And now it's 2012, are you still Joseph? Huh?! ARE YA?!
    I'm calm.

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  14. Tom-Billy-Joseph25 January 2012 at 15:01

    HOW DARE YOU.
    I'm just a rock solid man.
    Well it is 2012 and... yes, I am ;)

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  15. Cassandra Jean29 January 2012 at 06:34

    Whatever helps you get to sleep at night, I suppose... :P
    Oh are you, now?
    At least I'm not Mary anymore ;)

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  16. Tom-Billy-Joseph29 January 2012 at 16:14

    Um... yeah...?
    Oh you know it ;)
    I believe celebrations are in order? :D
    But why? :P

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